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Happy Father's Day

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Happy Father's Day to all of you males that are visiting here today.  Yup, it's your special day, so:

 

  1. Sleep in late....and if you're reading this before 10:00 a.m. for goodness sake, go BACK to bed!

  2. Get waited on hand and foot.....doesn't matter that this might happen the other 364 days out of the year....today it's legit.

  3. Have complete, utter, total control of that remote for the TV. What's that?  You have this control on those other 364 days of the year?  Well, today you deserve it.

  4. Until midnight tonight, you've earned the right to be pampered, fawned over, hugged, kissed, complimented, and generally be the priority for your wife and children.

  5. Hopefully, you will enjoy your favorite meal, your favorite drink, your favorite past-time....and if all of this involves you not moving from the location that you've occupied since awaking.....again, you deserve it.

  6. You will hear the words, "Today is YOUR day, honey.  Your wish is my command," at least five times before the day is over.

  7. The emptying of trash, helping with dishes, or assisting in any way around the house is strictly forbidden today.

  8. Hopefully, you will hear, "You're the BEST dad in the whole world" every hour on the hour from your various offspring.

  9. You will by now have realized that a portion of the above is simply a fantasy

  10. But you will also know that my wishes for your special day are sincere and most of the time, "Father Really Does Know Best."

So get out there, enjoy your family and have a wonderful Father's Day.  I'll see you tomorrow......

 

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Posted on Sunday, June 18, 2006 at 8:59AM by Registered CommenterTerri DuLong in | Comments2 Comments

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i agree! today is all about daddy! my husband is currently having a good sleep in. when he wakes we will give him breakfast in bed (with the tv on, remote in hand, alone), then i'll fill our pool...i mean tub! it's so big!...and let him have a nice long soak in the jets. then we're going for a drive in the country and out for lunch (we were going to picnic but it's rainy so we're going to go for sushi), then home and a nap if he likes and then i'll make him a lovely dinner. and of course, there will be presents too.

here via michele's weekend soiree.
June 18, 2006 | Unregistered Commenterhonestyrain
Did your husband enjoy his day? I am with you on getting the house in order (from Sat. post), it is hard getting ready to go and tougher coming home!
June 19, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterDeana

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